AD PARODY CONTEST!
Given the popularity of the Liberal ad parody I released in the wee hours this morning (over 1000 visits and counting), I’m pleased to announce the first ever Blogging Tories Ad Parody Contest!
Here’s the rules. You post your ad’s text in the comment area. It MUST be about Paul Martin, not Stephen Harper, and it must make me laugh. The two entries I judge the best (and you can attempt to sway the judge by giving your opinion in the comments) will be made into actual, funny as hell, why does my belly hurt so much from laughing videos that I will release on this site.
Contest ends Friday, so get the entries in now.
That’s the spirit! Great idea. I’ll have to get you to teach me some video tricks some day.
—BBSPaul Martin owns a Fleet of Ships
Why does he have all those ships?
Are those ships Canadian ships?
No, and we aren’t making that up.
That stuff up there is true, eh.
Ships. Hundreds of Ships. A Navy!
A Prime Minister with a private navy? A Navy!
A giant navy that moves Canadian resources to
OTHER COUNTRIES THAT AREN’T CANADA.
No, Honestly, his company sells stuff for money.
What’s the money for? We aren’t sure. It may have something to do with Joseph Stalin’s Gorilla Man Warrior Project. MUTANT GORILLA MEN, in CANADA?
Don’t take that chance, Stand Up For A Gorilla man free Canada.
—KrydorYour video was great Pomo. I’ve featured it in the video section of Blogging Tories. I will put the best video paradies there.
—ferrethousePomo,
Damian has some great written ad ideas. If you could turn them into video ads using your original template I would love to spread these around and put them on BT.
http://www.damianpenny.com/archived/005520.html
—ferrethouseHarper is a leader of a political party.
Like Hitler.
Hitler had soldiers
In cities.
Like Harper wants to.
Does that mean Harper is the actual reincarnation of Hitler?
We don’t know. But he COULD be.
Don’t take a chance.
Choose your Canada.
—Dennis LeDrewStephen Harper is religous
As in “St. Stephen”.
The name of a saint.
Closer to God.
So does Stephen Harper have a hidden agenda to overthrow God and take his place?
We don’t know.
He isn’t saying.
Choose your Canada.
—Dennis LeDrewREMINDER: In order to be considered PAUL MARTIN must be the focus, NOT STEPHEN HARPER.
That’s because I’m busy and it would take more time to make a new version with a stephen harper picture.
—adminBBS: Anytime you want a little lesson, ask me a question by email and I’ll answer it. The email is paul@northrouteDOTnet
—adminPaul Martin is a Pig
Oink. Oink
His party has stolen money from the people
Oink. Oink.
Where’s the trough? It’s our back pockets.
Oink. Oink.
Will he lie? Yes. Will he ruin this country? Yes
Oink. Oink.
Is Liberal vision is a Communist vision. He isn’t saying.
Feed this bacon to your dogs.
Choose your Canada.
—mikehPaul Martin thought he had pocket aces.
He doesn’t know how to hold them.
He doesn’t know how to fold them.
He doesn’t know when to walk away.
He doesn’t know when to run.
He has, however, counted his money while sitting at the table.
A restaurant table.
In a brown envelope.
In Canada.
Choose your Canada.
—JimActually, let me amend that.
Paul Martin thought he had pocket aces.
He doesn’t know how to hold them.
He doesn’t know how to fold them.
He doesn’t know when to walk away.
He doesn’t know when to run.
He has, however, counted *your* money while sitting at the table.
A restaurant table.
In a brown envelope.
In Canada.
Choose your Canada.
—JimAnd guys, the name is ‘Paul’, which I unfortunately share with Mr. Martin, so you can call me that if you’d like instead of ‘pomo’
—adminI’m thinking of doing:
On Nov. 30th, Prime Minister Paul Martin held a closed door meeting with US President George Bush.
What did they talk about?
We Don’t know.
He Won’t Tell us.
George W. Bush.
An American.
In our cities.
In Canada.
We did not make this up.
—adminPaul Martin actually announced he wants to ban weapons in space.
—RuthWeapons.
In space.
In our space.
In Canadian space.
Who is he working for?
What is he hiding?
I did not make this up.
He actually banned space weapons.
On January 23rd, choose your Canada.
Get a load of this.
—RuthPaul Martin actually announced he wants to ban the weaponization of space.
That’s right.
No weapons in space.
None.
In our space.
Canadian space.
Who is he working for?
Do you know?
I don’t.
I did not make this up.
He actually banned space weapons.
Are you comfortable with that?
On January 23rd, choose your Canada.
In a recent photo op in Ontario,
Paul Martin made bagels.
For Canadians.
*Round* Bagels.
With holes in the Middle.
BIG holes.
For Canadians.
What kind of Bagels did Paul Martin Make?
We don’t know.
He won’t tell us.
What *else* isn’t martin telling us?
On January 23rd, CHOOSE you kind of bagle.
—MatthewToday. I saw a GMC car parked out side of a Tory campaign office.
Yes. An American made car. In front of a Tory campaign office.
Running.
Burning American made fuel. In Canada.
Wrecking the environment.
Was it Stephen Harpers car? He’s not saying.
Choose your Canada. Vote Liberal.
—m.K. BRAATENStephen Harper wants Canadian soliders to fight a war.
With guns.
In space.
Over the Canadian hemisphere.
Soliders with guns.
In space.
To fight a war.
In space.
We did not make this up.
Choose your Canada.
—m.K. BRAATENPaul Martin went out for breakfast
He ordered eggs
With Bacon
Canadian Bacon
with hash browns
We are not making this up
Choose your side-dish
—Andrew CampbellSomeone get some beer and popcorn and shoot some video of themselves eating it with this voice over…
That’s me. Drinking beer and eating popcorn.
Buttery popcorn.
American beer.
That’s my kid. He eats my popcorn too.
Does Stephen Harper eat popcorn?
We don’t know. He’s just not saying.
Choose your Canada.
—ferrethouseI like the ‘choose your side dish’ one, so far its a front runner.
—adminStephen Harper was born in Toronto.
And moved to Calgary.
Where he earned a Masters in Economics.
Now he wants to take over power in Ottawa.
In Canada.
Does he want to move the power from Ottawa to Alberta?
We don’t know.
He’s not saying.
Choose your Canada.
With Power in Ottawa.
Just drink Beer.
And eat Popcorn.
And give Ottawa your money.
So Martin can steal it.
So he loses the election.
So Harper wins.
So that the power goes to Alberta….
Aw forget it, I suck at this!!
—ShelSo, my additions are still awaiting moderation…
—RuthPaul Martin coyly hinted about a fascist military coup to scare people in our cities.
Canadian cities. Scare people to vote Liberal. In our cities. In Canada.
Sadly, I wish I did make this up. Please choose your Canada.
—Michael SlavitchThere must have been some sort of error, since that comment worked just fine. How odd.
Anyways, my submissions:
Parody 1:
Paul Martin actually announced he wants to ban weapons in space.
Weapons.
In space.
In our space.
In Canadian space.
Who is he working for?
What is he hiding?
I did not make this up.
He actually banned space weapons.
On January 23rd, choose your Canada.
Parody 2:
—RuthGet a load of this.
Paul Martin actually announced he wants to ban the weaponization of space.
That’s right.
No weapons in space.
None.
In our space.
Canadian space.
Who is he working for?
Do you know?
I don’t.
I did not make this up.
He actually banned space weapons.
Are you comfortable with that?
On January 23rd, choose your Canada.
Um…
—RuthAm I doing something wrong or what?
One of my comments work just fine.
The comments with my parody submissions are awaiting moderation.
Any ideas?
The Liberal party launched the most vicious, largest set of personal attack ads in Canadian history.
They end the ads with “We aren’t making this up.”
Where did the heck did they get that from?
Dave Barry’s catchphrase?
George Bush last week?
I’m not making this up.
Links at
—Donhttp://talkcanada.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_talkcanada_archive.html#113701550661878257
over at smalldeadanimals.com, kate posted the text of the harper and military ad under a picture of a poppy and beside the text of “Flander’s Fields.” That would make a great commercial. visit her site. its the posting to today at 10:56.
Split screen. on one half, the original ad runs. On the right side, the text to the poem scrolls up. You hear the same audio track that was in that disgusting ad but in the background you hear kids faintly singing In Flander’s Fields. Gradually, Flander’s Fields gets louder while the other audio track fades. At the end, the following tagline, “Choose your Canada. Stand up for Canada.”
That would be killer.
—grey wallyou can download school choir of flanders field off internet. simple google search.
—grey wallMy Entry in the Liberal Ad Spoof Contest
I got tired of trying to figure out how to imbed a flash file into my blog so just click on the link and enjoy.
Ad Spoof Flash File 163KB…
—Colbert ReportOk, use the same words as the Liberal Military ad… but instead of the background they provided try this…
Put in the National Remeberance Day footage…
Soldiers, in our cities, with guns… In Canada.
—DwayneOn Jan. 24 I’m going to find Jean Chretien
I’m going to beat him senseless
Then I’m going to run him over with a car
Twice
Maybe even three times
Wherever he is
I’m not making this up
I wish I was
Respectfully submitted,
Paul Martin
—RegI like Colbert’s, that some kind of funny.
I think I could make it even better, but that’s some funny stuff… especially the ‘we did not make this up’. I just about lost it there.
Ruth, your posts came through. I think its the use of multiple links in your post, wordpress thinks they are spam and holds them for moderation. Sorry for the inconvenience.
—adminThat’s fine.
—RuthI figured it had to be something like that, but since I don’t have your email, asking here was the only way I could find out what the problem was. Thanx!
Paul Martin says he wants to use the notwithstanding clause.
And not use it.
And ban it.
And not mention it in the Read Book.
He says these things in Canadian cities. Different cities each time.
What is he thinking?
Is he thinking?
We don’t know, he won’t tell us.
We couldn’t make this stuff up.
—DavePaul Martin has put Liberal politicians
On the streets in our cities
With smoking guns
Shooting themselves
In the feet
In our cities
In Canada.
We are not making this up.
—Ripple RockOn January 24th I’ll still be drunk.
From the day before.
In Canada.
Not the good kind of drunk either.
I’m not making this up.
Really, really drunk.
Probably still on the 25th.
And maybe the 26th too.
In Canada.
Did I tell you that already?
If you can’t tell I’m drunk now.
In Canada.
How can I lose?!
In Canada.
Canada!
For the love of God, my initials are PM!
I’m not making that up.
Anyway, when do you think Stephen will make me move into Stornoway?
Stornoway.
In Canada.
I don’t know, he won’t tell me.
I’m PM PM and he won’t tell me!
I know, I’ll call Michaelle, she’ll know.
Maybe she wants to come over for a drink.
On the 23rd my fellow Liberals, you can choose your drink.
—LeonidasOn January 23, 2006
Quite clearly
And funadamentally
We want to be perfectly clear
That Paul Martin
On the streets
In our cities
Will be notwithstanding
In Canada.
We are not making this up.
—Ripple RockIn 1935, Paul Martin, Sr. was elected to the Canadian Parliament.
In 1937, Paul Martin, Sr. and his wife joined a British junket to Germany on a “fact finding tour”.
Adolf Hitler was Chancellor of Germany in 1937.
In 1938, Paul Martin Jr. was born.
They didn’t have paternity tests in 1938.
We’re not kidding.
We’re not allowed to make this stuff up.
Choose your Canada.
—ShaneElection Haiku
—Michael SlavitchPaul Martin has moved a nation
Of ordinary people
On the streets
In the cities
To Stand Up for Canada
To raise their heads
Proudly once again
To shout from the rooftops
That
WE. ARE. CANADIAN.
We are not making this up.
—Ripple RockAnd another,
In December, judges appointed by Paul Martin allowed Swingers Clubs to open legally in Toronto.
That’s right: Swinger’s Clubs.
In Toronto.
In Canada.
Is Paul Martin a swinger?
We don’t know.
He’s not saying.
At least drunken threesomes are happy, eh?
Choose your Canada.
—Shaneoh my… the Hitler is the father of Paul Martin one is really funny. I think beer (no popcorn) came out my nose I laughed so hard. That one’s in my top list right now.
—adminPaul Martin
On our streets
Putting the “fun”
In fundamental
Paul Martin
In our cities
Putting the “mental”
In fundamental
Clearly
In Canada.
We are not making this up.
—Ripple Rockok, i know this isnt supposed to be about harper, but couldnt resist, considering the real liberal version is so ridiculous….
Stephen Harper once farted.
In public.
No one knew.
Adolf Hitler farted.
Probably in public.
In cities.
Not the same cities.
But cities.
I might have made this up.
Choose your Canada.
—alleygrayPaul Martin is about to fire John Duffy.
For being publicly skewered by Mike Duffy.
Duffy vs. Duffy.
On CTV.
In Canada.
Choose your channel.
—GlenPaul Martin supported Meech Lake.
Adolf Hitler liked lakes.
Maybe even lakes in Canada.
Like Meech Lake.
What’s Paul Martin not telling us?
Choose your Canada.
—Glen[...] Indeed. See here and here for funny spoofs of Liberal ads. My fave so far: Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once. [...]
—ThePolitic - Canadian Political Weblog » Liberals’ DemagogueryOn December 18th 2005, Paul Martin said that in his youth, he fantasized about being superman.
Yeah, he really said it.
His youth.
In Canada.
Yes, Superman, someone from the planet of Krypton.
Not Canada, not Earth, but Krypton.
I’m not making this up.
I’m not allowed to make this up.
So does Paul Martin have a secret agenda to sell Earth to an alien menace?
We don’t know.
He’s not going to tell.
Choose Your Canada
—KevinScott Reid said “Alberta can blow me.”
Thats right: the official spokesperson for Paul Martin and the Liberal Party
Got loaded at the National Press Club
On Sparks Street. In Ottawa.
Got loaded and mouthed off to Don Martin
Not Paul Martin. Don Martin. Of the Calgary Herald.
Is Scott looking for some Brokeback Mountain-style action from the cowboys in Alberta?
We don’t know.
Does Scott think he should apologize to Alberta?
He’s not saying.
Does Paul Martin approve of Scott’s attitude towards Alberta voters?
We don’t know.
Neither are saying.
This is the message from the top of the Liberal party.
The party that touts itself as the defender of Canadian unity.
The Liberals.
We’re not making this up.
Choose your Canada.
—Alberta CowboyAt some point in time, Paul Martin has eaten a danish.
Here.
In Canada.
The same Danish who are trying to claim Hans Island?
He won’t tell.
So if Paul Martin is willing to sell off Hans Island, what else could he sell?
Toronto?
Vancouver?
Steven Harper may put soldiers in cities, but at least they’ll be Canadian soldiers.
Choose Your Canada
—KevinThe Liberals are trying to get you to forget about all of the corruption and scandles we’ve seen.
You’ve seen the Liberal ads, but do you really believe them?
In Canada, on TV
Liberal corruption is why the government fell and we’re having this election.
On Jan 23 show the Liberals you you’re not getting tricked by their fear and smear campaign
Choose your Canada
—Joe TaylorPaul Martin will ban space weapons in our space.
Canadian space.
No Death Star.
No Tie Fighters.
No Star Destroyers.
No X-Wings.
In our space.
In Canadian space.
We’re not making this up.
—JakubForgot to mention – Background music for my post should be the Imperial Death March
—JakubMy Father always said:
Never trust a man with two first names
Paul is a first name
Martin is a first name
Paul and Martin
Two first names
On January 23rd, let Dad know you were listening
—Sye TenBruggencateLiberal Haiku:
Junior’s War Room Is
Pro Death Penalty: Using
Circular Firing Squads.
—Michael SlavitchDave Dryden, brother of Hall of Famer Ken, felt the helmet/cage design was flawed because it protected the head more than it protected the face. By cutting out a space in a fibreglass mask and covering the hole with a cage, he created a hybrid of the fibreglass mask and the birdcage. His innovation would take about ten years to catch on but it’s now widely considered the safest version of goaltender facial protection available.
Ken Dryden never gave a damn about protecting the faces of young netminders, yet he suggests that he can take care of your children better than you can.
On or off the ice.
In Canada.
Rats are running the rink.
In Canada.
Did Ken Dryden use his association with a Quebec team to help him get elected?
We don’t know.
Serge isn’t saying.
Choose your three stars.
—BarnstormerPaul Martin likes children.
He also likes meat.
He eats meat almost every day.
Meat from mammals.
Your children are mammals.
Paul Martin will eat your children…your puppy to.
We are not making this up…
…well, at least not any more than Liberals make stuff up.
Chose your Cannibal, er, Canada.
—Graydon Smithhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7969602613242195849
Now THAT’S a negative ad.
—PeterPPaul Martin wants to protect the Charter
S.33 is part of the Charter.
Martin has said he would use S.33.
Martin has said he wants to abolish S.33
In our Parliament.
We are not making this up.
Good luck choosing your Canada…
—ScottSAPaul Martin is soft on crime.
Armed Robbers
Child Abusers
Rapists
Murders
with American hand guns
on early release and conditional sentances
in our cities.
In Canada.
Choose for you Canada.
—Ryan GSince my last suggestion doesn’t really count as it was serious, here’s my attempt at humour.
Keith Martin said “Some idiot” approved the military ad.
Keith Martin, Liberal MP.
The Prime Minister sait “I approved” military ad.
Paul Martin approved the military ad.
An idiot running the country?
Our country?
Canada?
Choose your Canada.
—grey wallThere are criminals in our cities with handguns.
Criminals.
With handguns.
In our cities.
Canadian cities.
In Canada.
Paul Martin intends to make it illegal to own a handgun.
But really.
Who’s he kidding.
They’re criminals.
Criminals.
Who break the law.
Like Liberals.
We’re not making this up.
On January 23,
Stand up to criminals.
Stand up for Canada.
Vote Conservative.
—LeonidasFrom the “Liberals Everywhere” post at my site:
I see ghosts everywhere.
Liberals
Everywhere.
In our streets.
In our cities.
In Canada.
I’m not making this up.
We chose our Canada on January 23rd.
Enjoy this, regards, Erik.
—Erik Sorensonmy entry …
—Loren HicksPaul Martin actually announced he wants to increase the number of Liberals in our Parliament.
The Canadian Parliament.
Liberals with hands.
In our pockets.
All over Canada.
We did not make this up.
Choose your Canada
Paul Martin’s voice has to do the voiceover in a “nobody likes me” whiny sort of voice:
I’m tired.
I know I’m on a sinking ship.
I won’t have a job after Jan. 23.
In Canada.
I can’t win anymore.
Even Quebecers hate me now.
In Quebec.
My Quebec.
I’m not making this up.
I might as well vote Bloc.
—AlliePaul Martin wants to scare you into voting Liberal
The polls show that Stephen Harper doesn’t seem to be scaring you enough.
Well then, think about this:
Ralph Klein.
(sound clip of him mumbling “Ralph Klein” over and over)
He’s here in Canada.
Now.
In Canada.
Even WE couldn’t make him up.
—KatrinaSorry meant to add:
Choose your bogeyman
—KatrinaWhat brand of toothpaste keeps Paul Martin’s teeth clean?
—Phil RamsayWe don’t know.
He refuses to reveal the brand he uses.
What do you suppose he’s hiding?
We do know that GlaxoSmithKline donated $13,516.03 to the Liberal party.
They make Aquafresh.
Maybe he has a secret agreement with them.
We just don’t know.
He just won’t say.
In 2006 Stephen Harper went in a washroom.
A Washroom.
Here.
In Canada.
Why weren’t the Press invited?
Who did he meet?
He won’t tell.
Does this mean there are other places that Harper might hide his secret agenda?
We don’t know.
But there COULD be.
Don’t take a chance.
Flush your Canada.
—John“Is Paul Martin an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet?”
“It’s been alleged that some Liberals are.”
“Does Paul Martin love kittens? If he does, does he love them for dinner?”
“We just don’t know. He just won’t say.”
—fjmDid You know Paul Martin has a 3rd nipple?
It’s superfluous!
Useless!
Another nipple in parliament?
Do we really want that?
Choose your Canada!
—Rod kluteOK, I am reposting just to prove I have some level of education and English language skills (and proof reading skills!)
Paul Martin likes children.
He also likes meat.
He eats meat almost every day.
Meat from mammals.
Your children are mammals.
Paul Martin will eat your children…your puppy too.
We are not making this up…
…well, at least not any more than Liberals make stuff up.
Choose your Cannibal, er, Canada.
—Graydon Smith (aka Giant Large)Paul Martin took someone’s lunch in grade school.
A Baloney sandwich.
The Prinicple said..”It was from a little orphan girl with pigtails”
How many other times has he done this?
We don’t know!
He just wont say.
Has he been saving this baloney all these years?
It must be getting pretty putrid.
Well the way he is shovelling it down our throats…..
It kinda looks and smells like it, eh?
Choose the fragrance of your Canada!
—Rod kluteLast week, Paul Martin was seen eating a banana.
—pseudonymDo you know who else likes to eat bananas?
Monkeys.
Monkeys throw feces at each other.
Does Paul Martin want to throw feces at you and your family?
We don’t know. He isn’t saying.
Choose your Canada.
OK, since you liked it, here it is:
Troops with guns.
—CM PerryIn our cities.
In Canada.
With guns.
In our cities.
Oh, wait, that was Trudeau.
Who brought in the Consitution and Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
A Liberal.
We’re not making this up.
In December 2005, a teddy bear was waiting for Stephen Harper at a Conservative campaign stop.
A campaign stop in Canada.
In Canada.
The teddy bear DID NOT receive a hug from Stephen Harper.
Does Stephen Harper hate teddy bears?
Are there other stuffed animals he does not hug?
We don’t know.
But there COULD be.
Don’t take a chance.
Choose your Canada.
And hug your stuffed animals.
—KittybearPaul Martin says “fundamentally” a lot.
—DaveWhere did he learn that word?
Did he have a secret meeting with Muslim Fundamentalists?
Osama Bin Laden?
We don’t know, he won’t tell us.
We might have made this up.
K I have to finesse it a bit:
Paul Martin wants to protect the Charter
The Notwithstanding Clause is part of the Charter.
Martin has said he would use the Notwithstanding Clause.
Martin has said he would abolish the Notwithstanding Clause.
What will he do
In our Parliament?
We don’t know, even though he told us.
Good luck in choosing your Canada…
—ScottSA
—ScottSALook at Stephen Harper’s eyes.
Like a rabid dingo.
We think he’s using mind control.
Are you being controlled?
That’s just it, you can’t tell.
And no one can get close enough to stop him without falling under his spell.
We are not making this up.
We’re not allowed to make stuff up.
—ZedPaul Martin has three sons.
That means he’s had sex.
Paul Martin. Sex. At least three times.
Exactly how many times has Paul Martin had sex? He’s not saying.
But he’s done it in our cities. And he’ll do it again.
We are not making this up.
—Zed(PICTURE OF A CSL BOAT FADES IN FROM WHITE SCREEN)
Paul Martin had a boat named the “Rt. Hon. Paul J. Martin” from Windsor, which he named after his Father.
After he realized he’d save money by flagging the ship in the Bahamas, he had the boat named the Atlantic Erie from Nassau, Bahamas. (TEXT ON BACK OF BOAT CHANGES)
How Did This Happen?
(PICTURE FADES TO STEPHEN HARPER)
Did Stephen Harper Change Paul Martin’s Dad’s name to Atlantic Erie?
Did the previous Liberal government move Windsor to the Bahamas without the knowledge of Mr. Martin? (PICTURE OF CHRETIEN AND MARTIN SITTING CLOSE TOGETHER)
Paul Martin plans to call an inquiry to get to us these answers.
Choose Your Canada. Paul Martin Did. (It’s in the Bahamas)
(CANADIAN FLAG CHANGES INTO A BAHAMAS FLAG)
Sadly, we’re not making this up.
Writers Note: Full Disclosure I am NOT a Conservative – just a fan of mocking hypocrisy – I plan on voting NDP – I still hope you can appreciate the parody.
—Dan SFACT: Paul Martin is a 67 year old man.
Doctors say: “Men of that age have belly button hair”
We are not talking about the outside.
But the inside.
Inside his belly button.
White curly hair.
Coated with lint.
And Frankly….
Where there is Lint, there has been Laundering.
Stand up for Canada.
—RodPaul Martin wants to ban weapons in space.
Some Chinese-Canadians are martial arts experts whose very hands are considered dangerous weapons.
Does this mean that Paul Martin wants to ban Chinese-Canadians from going to space?
The same way the head-tax was used to keep many Chinese out of Canada?
We don’t know.
He isn’t saying.
Stand up for Chinese-Canadians in space.
Stand up for Chinese-Canadians in Canada.
Stand up for Canada.
—Sean[...] All entries should be posted in the comments section here by 5:00 p.m. EST tonight. [...]
—PomoChristian » Blog Archive » Ad Parody Contest ReminderStephen Harper does not believe in same sex marriage
—AndrewIn Canada
In 2006
Cavemen didn’t believe in same sex marriage
Is Stephen Harper a caveman?
We think so.
Choose your Canada.
A serious one for you:
Paul Martin wants to remove the Notwithstanding clause from the Charter.
But in 2003, he said he’d use it to protect churches.
He said that.
On the CBC.
I am not making this up.
So, which is it Mr. Martin?
Chose your Canada.
—Christian ConservativeIn 1996 David Rockefellar, Henry Kissinger, the Prince of Belgium, the queens of the
Netherlands and Spain and other world leaders met just north of Toronto. Toronto, Canada.
Paul Martin attended too.
What was he doing their?
He won’t tell us.
It was speculated that it was a plot to break up Canada by depravity of it’s people
in social behaviour.
Our Canada.
Paul Martin; meeting to sell off Canada; to world leaders.
I’m not making this up.
Stand up for Canada.
—ErickPaul Martin wants to void the notwithstanding clause in the constitution by passing an act of Parliament.
But, in order to over-ride the constitution, he would have to invoke the notwithstanding clause.
Would Paul Martin invoke the notwithstanding clause in order to void it?
Would the new law be able to be passed when the invoked notwithstanding clause is then void?
Would the resulting confusion keep constitutional expert geeks busy for decades?
We don’t know.
He’s not telling us.
Does he know?
We don’t know that either.
Does anyone know?
All we know is that we aren’t allowed to make this up.
So we didn’t.
Choose your loophole.
—GordStephen Harper said:
“We’re not making this up on a campaign plane in the middle of an election campaign.”
- Globe and Mail, Jan. 4
That tagline is killing us.
Who leaked it to Stephen Harper before we could accidently use it?
Stephen Harper isn’t saying.
Is our American ad exec Stephen Harper’s mole?
Stephen Harper praised some Americans once.
Stephen Harper wants soldiers.
With guns.
In our cities.
In Canada.
Pretty soon we won’t be allowed to make anything up.
We’re not making this up.
Choose your Canada
—JohnPaul Martin knew Pierre Trudeau. Pierre Trudeau declared martial law. Put soldiers on the streets. In our cities. In Canada.
—Deb SmithPaul Martin wears clothes. You know who else wears clothes? Criminals that’s who. Criminals with hand guns. In our cities. In Canada. Choose your wardrobe carefully!
—Deb SmithThere once was a Liberal named Paul.
—Deb SmithHe thought he had it all.
But he okayed some ads, they were so very bad.
That Paul was the biggest joke and spoof of them all!
Paul Martin says he’s an animal lover.
He has a pet gorilla.
A great, big, gorilla.
Paul Martin’s gorilla is going to climb up Parliament Hill then fall off and crush you.
Paul Martin.
Gorilla.
Crush.
You.
In Canada.
Let’s get the monkeys out of Ottawa.
Stand up for Canada.
—GordPaul Martin’s eyes are red in pictures
—robRed
the devils eyes are red
does this mean that paul martin is posessed by the devil?
do you want the devil running your country?
choose your canada
When serial killer Ted Bundy was arrested, he received on telephone call.
Who did he call? We just don’t know.
But here’s one thing we know, Stephen Harper has a telephone….
Choose your Canada
—hunterJust a suggestion for the parody anti-Harper ads comparing him to Hitler: the two of them have the same birthday (April 20). I’m sure some mileage could be gotten out of that.
—saforrestStephen Harper is a Heterosexual male
—CamIn Canada
We also know that Stephen Harper Travels all over Canada and visits people
In our cities
Where you live
A Harper Victory may put a smile on your wifes face
Stephen Harper’s not Saying
Choose your Canada
Before your wife Chooses Stephen Harper
Whoever made fun of Pierre Trudeau
—sheenaIs going down
To Chinatown
Which is where Harper wants to put our troops
We’re not making this up.
Trudeau is the man.
Stand up for Trudeau.
Stand up for the PM who everyone loved.
He had a mania.
In Canada.
Stand up for Canadian mania.
Bravo Sheena! PIERRE PIERRE PIERRE…. *stands up*
—Alicia!Sheena rules da town
—GangstanessShe knows the down
Trudeau was da man
Tha’ ruled da lan’
The PM with flair
Charisma and dare
Yea, to the ‘deau
Than Martin the low
Yea, Yea
I hate to have to ask (since I feel like something of a moron for not being able to find it on my own, after over an hour of searching), but does anyone know where I can download the video spoof-ads of the Liberal 2006 election attack ads?? I saw the famous spoof one on an episode of Studio 2 on TVO with Stephen Harper and the dog and how Hitler had a dog, etc. I would really like to download and save these spoof treasures, if anyone has a link you’ll have my gratitude, thanks in advance.
Sincerely,
Rachel
—Rachel SteenRachel,
I have a list of MY parodies here:
http://www.pomochristian.ca/archives/2006/01/22/winning-ads-revealed-election-campaign-ad-round-up/
There may be links to others here and in other threads.
—admin